Jazz Club; Jackson Jeffrey Jackson Featuring Colin McFarlane🙏🏽🇺🇦 #TheFastShow

I don’t care that much about football these days, but hearing that Liverpool thumped Man U 7-0 made my day.

Hey Boris Johnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room. A simple question: Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood? Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible

Gary Lineker being told to put up or shut up. David Attenborough show being pulled on put on the iplayer. BBC running scared of the Tory boot boys. Gutless turds.

I think I speak for everybody with sense in Britain when I say: Boris Johnson go fuck yourself.

Starmer's Labour Party is close to the point of no return. Blocking Jeremy Corbyn from standing as a Labour candidate is an affront to decency and a declaration of civil war within a Party about to metamorphose from a broad church to a toxic sect.

Petition: Ban the sale of all non-organic pesticides to the general public petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6244…

I’m no great fan of Jeremy Corbyn, but it’s outrageous that Keir Starmer the red Tory has blocked Corbyn standing as a Labour candidate. I hope Red Jezza stands as an independent and beats the Labour stooge into the weeds.

Queues at Dover

I used to think that #Morrissey was the quintessence of cool. He’s now just a sad old prick. Time to give up the day job.

I remember Alexei Sayle saying about Diana. She may be a parasite, but she’s very good at opening kindergartens - you could get a cockroach to do that. This current lot are far worse #AbolishTheMonarchy

Petition: We call upon the Government to hold a Public Inquiry into the impact of Brexit petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6282…

Every time I see Braverman trending I hope she’s either been sacked or hit by a bus.

One person every hour is killed or injured by a landmine or unexploded bomb. Half are these children. I’ve just supported MAG, join me and show your support at maginternational.org/how-to-help/

New website launched tonight #StopTheTories Put in your postcode and it will tell you details of your council ward, and how to vote tactically on May 4th to STOP THE TORIES. It's very good. RT RT RT Maybe Question Time could give it a mention? 🤔 stopthetories.vote

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“I fucking hate royalty. Any kind of hereditary privilege is just wrong," said ROBERT SMITH #Coronation #CoronationDay nme.com/news/music/the…

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