Time
Is
Money

All the movies premiering at Cannes look so good i want to goooo 😭😭😭

Hey Cannes, you better be arranging this photo op this year.

(Bonus points: get Scorsese, Spielberg, and/or De Palma to present the honorary Palme to Lucas.)

Who called them OJ conspiracies and not Pulp Fiction

That’s food service

Any one else feel like they can eat for a whole village and never get stuffed during their luteal phase?

Kind of love how my sweat smells

“you let your pet sleep with you”

i’d let that mf represent me in court

I’ve never been to a hooters

are you telling me this life crisis is mid

Raisins are grape jerky

LA’s hottest club is… (no joke)… Barney’s Beanery. It’s got everything: Taylor Swift, Gen-Zers, walls lined with license plates, and fine food.

will I understand tomorrow’s eclipse if I haven’t seen new moon

It’s wild how I barely notice the flavor of a cucumber when I bite into one, but when I taste an “infused” water I’m like BY JOVE, A CUCUMBER’S BEEN HERE I’D BET MY LIFE ON IT.

The key to attending a party is planning the escape route.

Listening to Hannah Montana and drinking a bloody maria, nothing can get me downnnn

Californians looking at New Yorkers freak over an earthquake.