This morning, an ICE agent murdered a woman in Minneapolis—only the latest horror in a year full of cruelty. As ICE attacks our neighbors across America, it is an attack on us all. New York stands with immigrants today, and every day that follows.

I love you

ICE murdered another person in my district this morning. This was a flat out execution. Horrific and absolutely on the hands of these untrained, untamed agents. Every single one must be held accountable for their actions. We can no longer allow them to continue on their spree

Quick reminder: Half the tweets you see on this shit app are either literally dead internet AI bots, or grifters with monetary incentives to rile you up or push narratives. You gotta be able to recognize that shit and log off the second you find yourself too deep in it.

GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING BED OFF YOUR PHONE AND GET ON YOUR COMPUTER

this image. this is the one. #SuperBowl

so grateful to have grown up in this era. learning about different cultures and how they’re all beautiful and make the world a better, more interesting place to live. instead of the divisiveness & nationalism they’re pushing these days

who in they bed #bedtime

Luigi’s Mansion If It Was Released In 2026 🫠🗣️🎙️

They call it “a stroke of genius” or “a stroke of luck”. Why are the best things preceded by a good stroke...THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!! #ILoveEllenDegeneres

ive been on twitter for a decade and all i get is this stupid picture #MyTwitterAnniversary

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 THE CEO OF SEX HAS RELEASED A SHOCKING NEW UPDATE: “Everyone is going to be getting an extra 3 inches”

used to think Drake said "you made me feel like a digimon" in hotline bling. it made sense bc people picked pokemon over digimon. that and i was genuinely stupid

In Diary of Wimpy Kid Greg is shown to have the voice of an angel and is clearly talented in illustration and yet he has no desire to pursue the arts. Rodrick on the other hand has no aptitude for his art of choice but dreams of being a professional in said field

OPEN THE DOOOOOOOR

i felt like contributing to this gem

spaste the toon for The creaned dpoon ice 😭

a penis has a sad life. His Hair is a mess,his family is nuts,his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him