happy Thursday everyone let's get out there and make some decisions rooted in fear

Christopher Nolan should set up a personal site on Squarespace, now that he's built up a portfolio

[after someone explains why I'm 100 percent wrong] Haha well great to spar with you as always,

Got tossed into a breakout room alone

If a hacker ever tried to steal my identity I’d throw my laptop off a mountain

Now why did GrubHub just send me something called “GRUBHUB DELIVERED: Your Year In Takeout” à la Spotify Wrapped. This information is none of my business

I think the reason I feel a certain affinity with Ice Spice is because she has my Chinese grandmother’s exact haircut. It’s comforting to me

Just experienced the American dream (used a single Chinese word to describe a concept that does not exist in English, leading to a discussion on the Sapir–Whorf hypothesis)

ME (repeatedly humiliating myself in lasting yet preventable ways): When will the humiliations end…

It’s important to understand that nickel and diming is my cultural heritage. The legacy of my forefathers. A core purpose. My great grandfather didn’t flee the Pale of Settlement just in time to lose all his money in the stock market crash of 1907 for me NOT to nickel and dime.

[zoning out completely] I love free money from the government :)

If you spell “canceled” the British way because you think it’s easier on the eyes then you’re Benedict Arnold to me, no question

ME (getting back half of a security deposit): I’ve recently come into a large sum of money…

Now this is how you really know he’s an Ashkenazi Jew

Enjoying the new iPhone update

Got this email today — encouraged by the state of literary criticism among our youth!

Thinking about the time my mom made me go to a prestige Broadway matinee the day after I got my wisdom teeth pulled and blood kept dribbling down my chin and I scared a bunch of theater enthusiasts during the intermission

Quick question is Dead & Company a Ship of Theseus type situation