So obvious it would be a Modric masterclass after having a poor couple of games, couldn’t fuckin write it

One of the best games of the tournament and they’re talking about England, give it a rest lads.

Manchester City have decided to LEAVE negotiations for Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s NOT joining Manchester City - club position has been so clear in the last minutes. 🚫🔵 #MCFC #Ronaldo Important to clarify: personal terms have never been agreed, same for fee for Juventus. ❌

Manchester United are preparing their official contract proposal to Cristiano Ronaldo! Jorge Mendes will receive it soon. Man Utd are “confident” now. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo Paul Pogba is currently not involved in any talk. Man City are OUT of the race for Cristiano Ronaldo.

Cannot believe it, thought the chance was gone! 🐐

Thank you for such an incredible and emotional night, Glasgow. Loudest crowd ever! We have missed you so much. We are BIFFY FUCKING CLYRO!!xxx

Xavi phoning Messi and Iniesta…

Can you get sacked at half time?

Ally McCoist could commentate on paint drying and I’d still listen.

Bully Boy 🎯

I don’t know who made this but it’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen #DowningStreetParties

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Found out I passed my dissertation yesterday, eight year to the day I flew off to Jacksonville for Proton Therapy and a couldn’t be any happier/relieved! (still wondering how I’ve fluked it tbh…)

WHAT A MOMENT! It's a fifth career 147 for Neil Robertson! He becomes the eighth player to make a maximum at the Crucible. #ilovesnooker Betfred

RT to win: Two all-day tickets for Saturday 28th (final day) and a backstage tour! Do it before 12pm Tuesday (24th) 🚨

What kind of message does that portray? An absolute joke, should never kick a ball professionally again.

Just gets worse and worse…

who would’ve thought the Amsterdam story wouldn’t top the list of most horrific things seen on Twitter this year

Wanker of the Year goes to Joey Barton and we’re no even a week in.