wow your personality looks so good here! x.com/haleyabu_/stat…

I'm hiding in a storage closet till I get to clock out

stop tweeting about me x.com/kuwkylie/statu…

piece of shiny x.com/kuwkylie/statu…

Retweet for a sweet indirect to make you smile!!! -FL/RP ONLY-

Kylie just googled "Kris Jenner dramatic" in hopes to find a video who's going to tell her she's going to be searching for a while??

Kylie thought I hung up and all I hear from the other line is, "..dad?"

rise and shine

wow I can't believe it took me a whole day to figure out if I wanted to go to Coachella or not I actually hate myself

She's exquisite, a work of art. I didn't think it was possible for a person to make me feel weak in the knees. But she did. She does.

can someone take one for the team and date me or what

if you're going to Coachella what weekend are you going

hello I am tired but what is new

me every time I pass by the empire polo club:

me at work: wow I hate work so much let me retire at 19 Me on payday: wow I love the work, love the union, love 40 hours a week bring it!

hahaha I'm the joke hahaha happy April fools hahwow I hate myself