Drop the not a fucking chance pal

WOW that was by far the worst first pre season session I’ve ever had🤮🤮🤮feel like someone’s injected viagra into mi legs man they’re stiff as fuck!

You know your bedrooms pretty hot when u manage to cook a full English on your pillow case in just under a minute. I’d stick the tele on whilst I eat it but it’s fucking melted👍

Freddy & Rosie’s christening 💙

Luke Thompson terminator tommy

Well embarrassing when you pull your phone out in a busy place and that fucking torch is on😩Proper peado behaviour

I know bro I don’t know what all the fuss is about🤷‍♂️

If you’ve still got your Christmas decorations up you’re scruffy as fuck

2-1! Thompson pounces on the inswinging corner and Bacon doesn't stand a chance. #smoked

On Saturday, Luke 'Tommo' Thompson scored the winner on his 150th appearance for the club! This now puts him in the Top 10 appearances for the club in the last 25 seasons. #YouRams

If anyone has managed to stick to a diet whilst all this has been going on, fair fucking play coz I’ve been cleaning Asda’s crisp aisle out every day

I genuinely can’t wrap my head around the fact that there are fully grown blokes out there doing tik toks🤯

Been blagged to go Lancaster petting farm rough as fuck. Got near Lancaster so put the post code in, turns out Lancaster petting farm is in fucking Oldham🥴been driving 2 hours, nearly spewed the whole way, still not there yet and I’ve come out in a T shirt n it’s pissing down👍

How the fuck has this goon not been shot yet🤨imagine sitting there bragging about having a million in cash yet his hairs in worse nick than Susan Boyle’s. Baring in mind She combs her hair with a fucking croissant

UP THE RAMS💙🐑

Wow these fucking raffles man🥴 Some proper smelly ones. People raffling off a toffee crisp for a 5er a number with a 1000 numbers. I’m gna see if my mum kept my foreskin and raffle that off.

It’s been a very hard decision but one that suits me at this moment in time. Thank you for the write up it’s brilliant, much appreciated. I wish everyone involved at Ramsbottom United all the best for the future, and thanks for everything🐏💙

Back at my home town club. Can’t wait to get started⚽️

3 goals, 3 assists and won us a pen. Fukin freytnin man🥶 BURNLEY BELVEDERE FC 1ST TEAM

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