Brother's home for Spring Break. Had to continue the Taco Bell tradition. @TheBadBuffalo #collegekid

What did cost for Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.

So Carrie Underwood is launching a fitness/diet app. She's calling it fit52. What a missed opportunity. She should have called it "Jesus Take the Meal."

This move by the NBA isn't completely unprecedented. Remember when they suspended the season because the Monstars were stealing players' talent?

The irony is: The more successful these public health measures are The more people will say it was all blown out of proportion. To my colleagues in public health: I see you & greatly appreciate your service. #COVID19

Every business in Indiana right now after Governor Holcomb's announcement:

"These people are members of the community that care about where they live. So what I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me." - Leslie Knope

I'm calling it now. Agnes' husband Ralph is the BBEG of #WandaVision.

I never post selfies, but I'm super thrilled to post this one!

Minor #Loki spoilers. If you want to make the climactic scene of episode 5 even better, sync it up with Jennifer Saunder's "Holding out for a Hero" from the Shrek 2 soundtrack. Press play right when Loki dashes off to create the distraction. You're welcome.

Me checking the Indiana COVID-19 dashboard everyday this week: youtu.be/yl7UAkNCxnU

Really hoping The Last of Us ends with Joel saying, "The real cure for cordyseps is the friends we made along the way."

My last hurrah at the Emmys ended in success!

Wore flip flops for the first time this year. I now have fifteen mosquito bites on my feet. Time to break the socks back out.

Waitress: "Can I interest you in some half-priced apps?" Me: "Yeah. You guys got Angry Birds?"

Never go golfing with Jason Derulo. It's awful. Everything is "FORE!"

Thank you drive-thru customer for specifying that your order is to go. It made my day a little bit brighter. :)

Singles Calling Valentine's Day "Singles Awareness Day" is like Jews calling Christmas "Our Messiah's Not Here Yet Awareness Day."

@SGorsage I'm Luke, a producer from ABC21 in Fort Wayne. Is this your photo? Can we use it in a newscast about the tree? Thanks.