Buzz effectively killed. Great job everyone!

twitter today

Days like this only come around once every few years. Embrace it. Cherish it. We deserve this

“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

this is how our government is being run rn

hey real quick can anyone at doge lmk how much another big war in the middle east will cost? is it more or less than a couple thousand forestry employees

Defy the gods, the classic message of the Odyssey

Welcome back Shakespeare

I have learned there's a person on the current season of Love Island who keeps using the term "escape goat" to refer to a kind of exit strategy, like a goat that you hop on and ride out of a difficult situation. Not sure why everyone isn't talking about this

The male experience has stayed the exact same for the past 200 years

Lowkey I thought the mom in the suite life of Zach and Cody was a woman of the night

That old guy when he saw who he just collided with while skiing:

Please don’t.

Rachel to Keanu- I dont want to talk to you, so why dont you turn around, make your little eggs and leave me alone #BB27

[Guy who looks and sounds like absolute dog shit] Everyone else is sick

Olympus has fallen #BB27

i love how unforgiving soy sauce is. cus u know immediately when you did too much with her