Can’t wait for steve bday!! @PercXhimp5 #StevenBday

Steve’s bday is shaping up to be a movie. #SteveBday

Martín Maldonado said he had been in contact with Justin Verlander over the last couple of days and could tell he wanted to return to the Astros. He knew the trade got done when he got a text at 9:30 this morning that said “Let’s fucking go”

I don’t know who this “Dot” is. What I do know is she has created a monster inside me that cannot be stopped. Thanks DOT. Til my death do us part.

Bad day to be an Ohio St linebacker

Houston, it's time to defend the crown. #Ready2Reign

There is nothing like that first true sweatshirt weather day. Crisp fall air. Full slate of football and playoff baseball. It’s like I’m reborn as a person. The possibilities limitless. Our hopes and dreams have no bounds. Our misshapen bodies covered in layers. What a feeling.

Win and advance 🤘

SWARM | 2024 Houston Texans Playoffs Trailer (Created By: Me)

Having no money in your Venmo balance is like having no shield in Fortnite

Kris Boyd could be next up. Whole lot of heart from 17. #wearetexans #SuperWildCardWeekend

lukerbroussard They are both blue too🤯🤯🤯

An open-faced dinner, per se. #florence #scusi

Jim Crane: “While I’m here the Window will never close.”

Shout out to the guy who invented gnocchi. Good call bro. #thankful

Restore Order | 2024 Astros Season Hype Vid 🤘

He's so back.

The #Astros have acquired Cuban minor league IF/OF Yordan Alvarez from the Los Angeles Dodgers in exchange for RHP Josh Fields.

So, Texas A&M gave Jimbo Fisher a plaque for a national championship with a blank date... (via The Texas A&M University System/YouTube)