I predict that people will start heading back into offices later this year - just to stay warm #EnergyCrisis

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Is there such thing as a home printer that isn’t a complete useless sack of shit?

Today I bought a cardigan in M&S - 34 going on 65

my baby had babies 🤍

Driver said: “Interesting diet!” as I unpacked my Sainsbury's delivery… 2x champagnes, 4x wines, and loads of Itsu frozen gyozas

is there anything worse than hearing ‘I’m going to put you into breakout rooms to discuss’ on a Teams call?!

I feel like you can’t buy anything online anymore without being tricked into a sneaky subscription service.

Piers Morgan's wife Celia Walden when it was Duchess Meghan : Meghan can't demand privacy for her new born baby. When it's Kate Middleton : The shameful speculation needs to stop. Racism isn't just the N word folks.

The worst thing about commuting to London for work? Loud tappy typers the whole way.

CUT THEIR MICS when they’ve had their time - it’s infuriating hearing them constantly talk over eachother 🎤❌ #ITVdebate

The irony is that Trump’s 34 felony convictions would prevent him from getting a job at McDonald’s.

The Royals make millions in profit each year, but this has always been shrouded in secrecy, until now. A joint Channel 4 Dispatches and The Times and The Sunday Times investigation reveals that the King and Prince William are receiving public money through leasing property to public services like the NHS.

Outraged that the Royal Family are making millions from the NHS, state schools and charities? I am, so I've signed the petition calling on them to clean up their act AND start paying corporation tax. Join me: 38d.gs/ugmn

An important reminder today for Londoners: our city is—and will always be—for everyone. We will always be pro-women, pro-diversity, pro-climate and pro-human rights. These are some of the values that will continue to bind us together as Londoners.

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no-2… via 38 Degrees

I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Donald Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

BREAKING: Met police arrest a disabled blind man at the Parliament Square protest, where many hundreds are holding placards which say "I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action"

He says he'll drop the Duke of York — but he’s still Prince Andrew. It’s time for King Charles to act and properly strip him of ALL his titles. 👉 Join me and sign the petition today: ✍️ act.38degrees.org.uk/act/strip-prin…

"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.