Someone please tell me they reached out to alantudyk for the voice of this thing. Please please please.

The state of Montana will not institute mask or vaccine mandates or lockdowns in response to increasing COVID-19 cases, Gov. Greg Gianforte said Tuesday, while noting the efficacy of vaccines and encouraging unvaccinated Montanans to consult medical providers.

Hmm. I wonder why this happened? Was it due to our GOP governor passing a law that makes it so one can enforce masking/unmasked people.

NBD Just got an email from Jimmy George , how is your day going?!

Easy. Check his bank account. Found it!

It’s just about 2am on Xmas. I’m sorry you lost your dog bro, but shut the heck up, if you wake my kids up hollering for your lost dog, things will not be happy here.

“Something that we all know for $200 Alex”

Is anyone investigating why seven Republican senators went to Moscow in 2018?

BREAKING NEWS: Jon Stewart drops bombshell, leaves the door open to running for office and blasts the Republican “sh*theads” in Congress who have no “passion to help people” and only worry about “fundraising” from their wealthy donors. RT IF YOU WOULD VOTE FOR JON STEWART!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Hey can someone show this to Will Smith. I think the guy needs to understand a joke. Mike Birbiglia: Thank God For Jokes | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix youtu.be/QOlnuN2PXbg via YouTube

BREAKING: An anti-abortion Evangelical leader is caught on a hot mic bragging that she prayed with Supreme Court Justices, a MAJOR breach of the separation of church and state — and her organization was cited in the repeal of Roe. RT IF YOU THINK THE JUSTICES MUST BE IMPEACHED!

I will not be watching any DC movie that has this POS in it. DC Comics how are you going to let this fly? Is it the money? Cause I’m sure I’m not the only one that feels this way. Fix the flash!

The benefits of Byron McKoy being the best guy I know and living down the street. Frightday I will be rocking this hat everywhere!! #frightday

Bigger corporate profits account for *over half* of the higher prices people are paying.

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