This is my Parks and Rec audition.

me tryna leave Lowe’s w/o buying a plant

Date night <3

Anybody wanna meet me here and have a climactic sword battle at sunset while we yell at each other about our ideologies

oh god i knew it

the scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings holding out for a hero as the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all time

still can't believe they build a whole museum based on that lorde song

werewolves it’s your year

how it started: how it’s going:

PLASTIC HEARTS OUT NOVEMBER 27TH.

Six days until Election Day. #ShowThemTheWay #IVoted

No lies detected

so baby swordfish are born with a TINY sword, have a good day

you are home

the door is open, come on in

Harry’s House. May 20th.

get in the car it’s august