Mio at bar? #cbtm

Had to audible to hb toss. #rtdb

U know where to find Matthew this evening. #famILLy #lank

“I think Skatabo should have won the Heisman” looking ahh

Over/under 19.5 burners at Charlie Kirk event #lank

I’m sick of this whale getting all this attention. At least Mary Kate was hot. #nikkicapocci #marykate

It’s called the Cockagon. Learn it, know it. #lank #famILLy

No one here knows I run a modestly sided burner of 151 followers. #lank #famILLy

#Elite ball knower hangover cure.

#legendary #pantsswap #expand

Live photo of Sheduer and is dry ass phone #perfecttiming

I just woke up to a ferda chant outside my house. Idk if I should be annoyed or not. #lank

Nashville, I’m inside of you. #FamILLy

I think I found my g spot. #nashville

Blue pow once again saves the day.

Pulled an all nighter studying for IBV trivia. Lmk if anyone wants my quizlet. Bombs on me if I win. #famILLy

Shoutout to the legend who started the “Fuck Sam Allen” chant at joes. That’ll go down in the history books. #famILLy #ibv

The big 3.

#shrink

Didn’t know the Jews took over my local college bar.