I’m on my couch not bothering anyone. Y’all bullying me😂😂😂😂😂 x.com/903texasboy/st…

Tough way to end our playoff hopes. Wish I was healthy to help in any way I could. Way to fight all game Florida Launch especially Austin Kaut who plays with so much heart everytime he steps on the field 🙏🏽

Well Philadelphia had a good run it’s a shame we have to nuke the city from orbit now

Supervisor: Can you stay for an extra hour, or two? Me:

😂😂😂 this is hilarious

And just like that, GOP discovers $5.7 billion for a wall. $5.7 billion What if we instead added $5.7B in teacher pay? Or replacing water pipes? Or college tuition/prescription refill subsidies? Or green jobs? But notice how no one’s asking the GOP how they’re paying for it.

Ah a BCS tradition....watching the highly overrated Notre Dame Fighting Irish be exposed as a fraud football team that hasn’t been relevant on a national scale since the 80’s and if they played in a conference would be in the Idaho Potato Bowl every year

Yup. Konecny is EXACTLY how I thought he would be on the ice 😂😂😂

Happy Saint Patrick's Day from one of the greatest internet videos of all time

Fool me once Shame on you Fool me twice Shame on me Fool me 14 times You’re Gonzaga

Yesterday, we lost a friend, teacher and an incredible human being - Mr. Bill Brown. Bill was truly the essence of what it means to enjoy being a teacher. Bill always made others smile with his sense of humor and compassion. RIP, Bill. We will remember you always.

*clicks profile* “Delco” “PSU” *pretends to be shocked”

Now that this has had some time to breathe; here’s me drunkenly telling Mike Scott how I need to see a Sixers championship before I die.

WE’RE PUTTING THE RUMORS TO REST ... A big announcement coming from @lacosta_sic this SUNDAY, Sunday Funday, on stage with Jerry Blavat @ 7 o’clock

Please watch this. And share it. Seriously.

Good lord, we have Vega v. Tekoh. The Supreme Court just gutted Miranda, ruling that a person who did NOT receive the warning has NO RIGHT to sue the government for the constitutional violation. 6-3. By the people you'd expect. Jesus Christ.