The bartender sells me their poison (12 beers) and denies me their cure (a 13th beer)

American dudes switching from monitoring the Olympics to Monitoring the Situation in Mexico

So the Mexican cartel attacked a Costco. Trump should issue letters of marque to Costco to retaliate. Family sized whupass, hire some mercenaries, and genocidal reprisals. No taxpayer dollars spent. But Costco could make it known “we are the east India company now”

Me and the boys in Puerto Vallarta after hearing the cartel hit Costco.

The US likes to call Mexico a Narco-State because it has drug traffickers; but the US is ruled by Child Rape traffickers; technically the US is a Pedo-State.

Hello Elon Musk how is that Cartels in Mexico Used Starlink to ambush and Kill Police in Mexico?

In retrospect, I guess the sign that Trump was going to attack Iran was shipping the entire fucking US military to Iran's doorstep

Nike CEO on the phone with the Pentagon: “is he dead? Because if he’s not dead, we’d love to get him in a photo with the Men's Fleece Windrunner Full-Zip Jacket. Do we know his size? Okay, yeah - just call me back on this line.”

Entire Day: Wasted. ❌ Household Chores: Unfinished. ❌ Other responsibilities: Ignored. ❌ Situation: Monitored. ✅

Opening Twitter right after waking up to check on the world’s condition is equivalent to our grandfathers reading the newspaper in the morning

POV how mfs start moving after switching from ChatGPT to Claude

If Trump adds me to the family insider trading chat I’ll stop criticizing the war online

Mexicans ate so bad when they made no mames like you can say no mames wey to anything fr

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

this is what’s supposed to replace us??

The vaccine was made with malicious hatred by Bill Gates. Peptides are made with gentle love by Chinese sweatshop workers.