Word is @NPWAEfed Eastern Conference head Howard Black isn't a fan of my style. Meh. I'm not here to assuage the office: my job is to rep my client's best interests. Maybe if you had someone like me back in the day Howie you wouldn't have spent time as TUB's sidekick

Big Frum never cared about his placement in the draft. He knows his worth. What mattered to him was who made up the field. Who he is proving himself against. And based on those results he is very, very happy

Chunkin Punkins never stood a chance

Having been born to a world where savage self-interest is a necessity, Big Frum may not seem like the ideal tag team partner. But the Torture Racketeer has come to NPWA to win, and will do everything in his considerable power to carry his team to victory

Anyone here speak Tron?

There's no better way to stand out from the field than by eliminating the field! Big Frum is CONFIRMED for the Preseason Rumble

Who better to wear a championship honoring non-stop, full throttle, unceasing VIOLENCE than my client? Keep your collective heads on a swivel @NPWAEfed because Big Frum is coming for the #NPWA247 title!

My client, the Beast that Broke a Billion Backs: the Frumious Benderstretch, doesn't need to steal a number to get noticed. He's going to "yoink" the whole goddamm show! #NPWARumble

"Presser" An RP for the @NPWAEfed Preseason Rumble npwaefed.proboards.com/thread/134/pre…

So at the May 19 @NPWAEfed Rumble there is going to be an invasion. Who are the surprise guests to the fed's coming out party? Pantheon? The Triumvarite? Devlin-Gun? Those owl exterminator people? Whoooooo is it?

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! The タケ Rumble is just hours away! #BetonBenderstretch

My client looks forward to Round 2

My client, the Frumious Benderstretch, earned his All-Star credentials at the @NPWAEfed Rumble. Neither satisfied nor complacent, Big Frum remains on the hunt. Next up a three man tag match during Week One, and a fight for the #NPWA247 title!

You have a twisted idea of what's 'fun' Ms. Fletcher, and I expect you to go far in this business because of it!

#BREAKINGNEWS Dont miss @NPWAEfed Season Opener on 6/30/24 As they bring you a great lineup of pro wrestling action that features such talent like L. C. Pinkston, J Mont, Nick Danger, Roxi Johnson 🦸‍♀️, Krystal Wolfe and many more including the Main Event

When I heard Justin Timberlake was arrested I was going to post his mugshot with "Classic Jeff Purse" but chickened out because maybe only five people on Twitter would get the reference so thanks for giving me a reason to do it anyway