[shark tank] me: ridiculously wide sunglasses shark 1: i'm out shark 2: i'm out hammerhead shark: i'm listening

yea your booty is nice but how thicc is your love for the environment

I guess the kinkiest thing that turns me on is when a man lets me complete a sentence without interrupting or speaking over me

Nothing like a birthday girls trip to Mexico 💃🏻 #tonight #KUWTK

Self care is also not arguing with people who are committed to misunderstanding you.

putting the onus of consumerism on random individuals & not the political leaders/corporations rapidly destroying the planet is Bad As Hell

the world DOES have a massive consumption problem, but the answer is regulation & economic reform, not your stupid, boring white furniture

i love what i do & the people i work with & what we are building but i also v much look forward to one day throwing my computer into the sea

IM NOT SAYING U DUSTY BUT IM SNEEZING SO

How a Libra dies in Friday the 13th: Asking god to pay for their Uber

New York love is not wanting to get off your train stop to spend a little extra time with ya boo

Britney Spears casually painting flowers on the balcony of her multi million dollar mansion with her tits out while listening to Mozart. A new renaissance is beginning

I hadn't thought about this much before, but, damn...