DEI hire can’t even spell correspondent correctly 😭

The last time our chairman attended the #GRAMMYs, we learned about her 11th studio album, #TSTTPD. Tonight, we celebrate that album and everything it has given us. 🥹🤍

Taylor swift writing the tortured poets department

"You can't make fun of anything." - Guy who has fired people for making fun of him

I just fell to my knees like Mary at the cross

Top 5 female experiences - realizing ur kinda chopped - getting called fat for the first time - realizing it was SA - developing an Ed - crashing out over a guy you never dated

it’s gonna be a great day on this app LMFAOOOOO

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

jd vance:

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

Crazy that JD Vance is being abandoned by a drug addict again

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

this is how our government is being run rn

show me on the Labubu where he touched you

You’re a rapist from Eastern Europe wanted for human trafficking in 8 different countries trying to incite violence on another continent

same