just discovered a cinematic parallel that’s making me lose my fucking mind

“Choppelganger”

They’re gonna drop a sex tape when the Patriots are on the clock tonight aren’t they

Guy who cheated on his pregnant wife trying to make a vrabel joke

Wale was the last straw man i can’t stop laughing

what twitter search feels like now

You dont know ball

There is no way you are prepared for this video. Sound ALL the way up.

Klay Thompson:

Not funny. Blocked and reported.

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

the other day I overheard my apprentice ask, can a wizard borrow a spell slot? and my first thought wasn’t “oh my god, he’s calling himself a wizard”, it was now how is a wizard gonna borrow a slot - wizard, is you gonna give it back?

perfect video for this tweet

Niggas be from beltsville and dying in southeast cuz they wanna be something they not

“He sees what I see” = not shit

Let it not work & I’m going to dyckman I swear