Maria I’m drunk

I don’t want ya apple pie mama

Captain crunch berries is the best cereal on the planet

Macy’s parade will forever be my entire thanksgiving mornings

Double cup my eggnog!!!! ITS CHRISTMAS!!!! 🎄🎅🏼

Andre Jackson is a human highlight reel! Another monster dunk from him in Albany Academy BBall win over Knox. More coming up later on @SPECNewsAlbany AA Athletics #518Hoops

Can never go wrong with frozen hot fudge sundae poptarts

Timehop brings back the best memories

My mother is an actual saint ❤️

Free advice for everyone... don’t listen to Mötley Crüe and start drinking... your house will be up in flames by the end of the night

Offering $75 to anyone that will write my paper for me... serious inquires only

Day 2 of being home: Won a staring contest against my ceiling

I have the absolute worst timing ever, if I’m “coming now” I’ll see ya in an hour or 2

Crocs are the best shoes on this planet... if you’re not crocin you not rockin

Courage the cowardly dog will never get old

Good day to have a good day 🌞

Please share or donate to help my brother 💙 #FckCancer gofundme.com/f/fundraiser-f…

Should be hungover, walking to graduate right now. Instead I’m staring out my window watching snow fall while eating 4 PBJs.

I never liked the saying “don’t judge a book by its cover.” When have you ever read a book without a sick cover? Nevaaaa

With the 232nd pick in the 2022 First-Year Player Draft, the Marlins selected LHP Dale Stanavich from Rutgers University