Holy fucking shit

Willie Nelson just turned 91 so I hope someone warns him that weed's a gateway drug to heroin before it's too late

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Not Barbara Streisand asking Melissa McCarthy if she used ozempic on a public Instagram post hahaha nooooo

So all the people doing prison sentences for a little joint can be set free and the government stop using them as legal slaves??

Does anyone know how I can get rid of META AI???

How people in Ohio dress when it’s 40 in the morning and 80 by 2pm

Fridge from 1948: keeps everything cold, has separate compartments for everything, will last for decades and can survive a nuclear blast.

Fridge built today: can’t connect to WiFi so it lets all your food spoil causing everything to short out.

It is April and 85 degrees in Ohio. This is not normal. I want my 60 degree spring days

Everyday I look to the sky and tears form in my eyes and I thank the universe I don’t live in the city

Adam Sandler directs The Price is Right now? That just makes sense.

I don’t want to hear about Andrew tate unless he’s going to prison for life

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Unemployment line gonna be crazy

Facebook memories are full of people who can go to hell

Why the fuck did the movie Knocked Up make me cry?!

Uma Thurman won’t ever work with Tarantino again

My new life goal is to tame a crow and teach it to bring me money