apoiei o pitico desde a primeira provaaaaaa. AMOTTI MEU CAMPEÃO!!!😭 #Physical100 #ABatalhaDos100

I need the girlies to back me up on this I DO NOT UNDERSTAND how men can spend HOURS with their friends & come back with 0 tea. or worse, major tea, 0 details/explanation. “I didn’t ask.” “We didn’t talk about that.” WHAT DID YOU DO FOR THREE HOURS AFTER YOUR FRIEND DROPS THAT 💣

Sunderland has claimed the third result of the night, with a new MP declared for the city: sunderlandecho.com/news/politics/…

If there’s an item less suitable for purpose than these fucking tins I have yet to find it

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"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night" me in the afternoon and at night:

“The buffet is now open.” Me:

my therapist gave me this and said, "that's you"

stop asking me out to places after 4pm when it’s dark outside…it’s winter now i want to be in bed dressed like this by 5pm sharp

Don’t ask me what I’m buying in B&M, Home Bargains or The Range. It doesn’t work like that The shops will let me know when I get there.

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

"You better not be an empowered, popstar diva when I get there" Me: #TheApprentice

Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain

My son found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, is it because you’re fat ? Now I’m crying for two reasons.

Catch 🪙

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo