i’m a lover girl but y’all be making me act like my dad

This me fr…I love being rubbed to sleep

"do you remember?" Me:

Sometimes you’ve just seen enough.

me at 2am counting how many hours of sleep i’m going to get

how he should respond to other girls now that he has me

Wiz Khalifa stays with that ⛽️ on him 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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he thought the dog was stupid but it just speaks spanish😭😭

Thinking bout all the shit I let slide

potato’s the best thing to happen to this world..

That one co-worker that has absolutely no chill 😭😭

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