Another day, another opportunity to traumatize the poor bastard in the confessional... likely Sunday, but hey, anyone would be fun to mess with. She's strutting on in, rolling her eyes at the typical tangent about opening up and stuff before beginning. Oh boy. "So... --

-- After my sister died like 6 years ago, I went down a pretty dark path, right? Didn't have any place to stay so I went on some website to find roommates. Some guy let me stay at his place if I paid a certain amount, typical stuff, right? But then I'm told I have to leave the-

-- next day despite me ALREADY PAYING, because of some dumb shit I can't even remember. So..." A deep inhale, trying to think of how to word this. "I may or may not have committed some biological warfare. When it rains, it pours, yanno? That's how it's always been for me.--

-- If I piss? Piss a lot. On my period? Looks like the red sea in there. Discharge? It's like a damn slip and slide in my underwear. ANYWAY, so around that time I realized I was ovulating , right? And I realized that ovulation discharge is kinda thick, you know? Like --

-- jelly. So me, being the genius I was, went out and bought some food dye and some fruit syrup, right? When I was packing, I stole the dude's jam jar, emptied it, then put in the gelatinous abomination that came from my vagina, combined it with some food dye and food syrups, --

-- snuck it back into the kitchen, and then shortly after I left. I have no clue if the dude ever found out or not... But yeah! There's my confession!"

AH FUCK I MISSED THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THIS 2 DAYS AGO

Live action of Scorching Sun and gaggler going at it

She hates sweets, but she's been making pumpkin spice pancakes on the daily now... And of course, she's giving them out to neighbors and various people.

//I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one who noticed it's always fucking Dmitri or Kurt players 😭

"Jaded, morally ambiguous man who lost everything... I want him to put a knife to my throat like how he did the prince at the beginning cutscene -"

I give it 48 hours before you guys kiss and make up.

I'm sorry what the FUCK?!

Why are you guys treating me like an unwanted divorce baby-

Which part?? To be an unwanted divorce baby or for the divorce?? I encourage neither.

You guys are always threatening to divorce over the dumbest shit, I swear.

Chat, there's hope for me still??

//Tylenol or whatever can help but like- Midol definitely helps better because it has stuff specifically added to reduce headaches, fatigue, and bloating ontop of the cramps