Defund Sting's solo career

Cobra Chiropractor

Just finished Season One of Raised by Wolves. Not one wolf. One Star.

There will never be a 'back to normal' but it's nice to be covering Comets games again. And I'll even be in the Aud for the home games. Old times.

Saw the medical clothing shop Dr. Uniforms and it made me want there to be a store called Dr. Cuneiform.

Them: Less than ten Hitlers. A grammar Nazi: Fuhrer.

If you are going to make an NFT joke acronym, it CANNOT use any variation of 'fuck' for the F because that's just lazy and uncreative.

hey no one steal this idea. A bong with a kettlebell as the base. Strong Bong. Fake business plan for a gym/dispensary incoming.

iZombie and iCarly take place in the same universe.

I think I speak for everyone when I say: get fucked

Rewatching 'John Adams' and seeing Laura Linney with a lot of 18th century sass. I'm dubbing her role Oldzark

I'm affable af. I'm af-fable.

Buddy ordered his Syracuse Athletics hat because he loves the Orange. Checked the brim, oops. They sent him another one. This is the replacement! (There’s probably a warehouse with 998 more of these I bet.) UniWatch

I am working on a new baseball stat for Yankees utility players. Marwin Gonzalez Above Replacement. (MarWAR)

We're ready to roll out our new project. On @SteadyDeclineSC Thomas and I talk about problematic aspects of sports and then go over how to fix them as we decline from the reasonable to outrageous. We'll be posting bi-weekly but might post weekly from time to time.

While covering a game I hear scoreboard operator lamenting he can't use strobe effect on stadium lights per high school postseason rules. "The PC Police strike again." Hoped he flubbed the line & meant "fun police" because epileptic seizures are outside PC Police jurisdiction.

When Frankenstein made the bride of Frankenstein, he was a female body builder

People put me on to a show and I get into it and catch up with three seasons in a week and then want to talk about the new episode and they're like 'Oh, I haven't watched the last two yet.' That should be a war crime.

Passed a woman on the road today with a 'Marine Mom' bumpersticker. But she was a liar, because she was obviously on land.

Fight Club is the sequel to Breakfast Club