Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed a urgent and horrifying news story, and I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. We have moved the show up an hour to 8pm! Be there! facebook.com/46085604394298…

Well hello there friends! As some of you may have noticed, we don't have any shows coming up. It's that time of year when outdoor shows start drying up and holidays start eating up our time. We all have regular... facebook.com/46085604394298…

Hey freaks! Get out to the Hilltop for our first show of the new year! All your friends already told me they're going, so you should probably not miss out on the fun. Do it. facebook.com/46085604394298…

Hey you....yeah, you. Look, we already talked to your friends (both of them) and they said they're coming. You three are a tripod. Two cannot stand without the third. You don't wanna be responsible for your... facebook.com/46085604394298…

Hey guys, if you have a few bucks to spare this holiday season, please consider donating to this gofundme. Sam is a great man whose family was a big part of my childhood. He would be the first person to jump in and help another in need. gofundme.com/lets-show-some…

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One week! Bring your friends! Both of them! Do it! facebook.com/46085604394298…

Two days! Get your butts to the Hill and let's party! facebook.com/46085604394298…

Who's ready to partay? Don't forget your drinking boots! facebook.com/46085604394298…

So, we've been trying to find a way to have an outdoor show at Helen's Hilltop and we think we may have a date lined up. It would be us and another band that we're good friends with. We would, however, have to... facebook.com/46085604394298…

Let's celebrate the birth of the 5th member of the band, Rodney Lobb! Will he dazzle us with another amazing performance? We don't know! You gotta be there to find out! facebook.com/46085604394298…

Y'all some weird t-shirt wearing folks. Who wears shirts with logos on the back? Anyway, to make everyone happy, we will look into getting some of both front and back logo shirts. facebook.com/46085604394298…

You have a little over a month to get your sitter lined up and come celebrate Rodney Lobb's birthday with us! It's gonna be a blast. facebook.com/46085604394298…

You now, officially, have less than two weeks to get your feces in one spot and be at this freakin party. There are very few valid reasons for missing this one. facebook.com/46085604394298…

As many of you know, our bass player's dad passed away recently. A GoFundMe has been setup to help with associated expenses. At our show this Saturday at the Hilltop, we will be donating 100% of our tips to the... gofundme.com/f/john-r-smith…

As many of you know, our bass player's dad passed away recently. A GoFundMe has been setup to help with associated expenses. At our show this Saturday at the Hilltop, we will be donating 100% of our tips to the... gofundme.com/f/john-r-smith…

Two days! Only two days away! Remember, we will be donating all tips from our tip bucket to the family of our bassist whose father passed this past weekend. Drop in a buck or twenty! facebook.com/46085604394298…

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We'll be jamming out at Kobi's in Bonner Springs on the 20th. If you can't make it to Bonner that night, our friends A Prairie Home Invasion is playing at Ryan's Public House in Tonganoxie. Either one will be a great time, you can't go wrong! facebook.com/46085604394298…

Tomorrow night! Let's do it! facebook.com/46085604394298…