Do you need any acting qualifications to get a gig on these Verisure adverts on TV? If so, is it a BTEC National Diploma in Woodwork?

EUROPE IS ON FIRE 🏆🇪🇺 #TeamEurope | #RyderCup

United 1 - Manchester 1

Forget Maxwell, cricket peaked somewhere else this week.

More embarrassing than the Newcastle game and all on the manager! Pick a team to win, pick a team to draw 0-0, anything with tactics. You don't have N'Daiye to cover your limitations anymore. Get someone in who can direct or honour traffic! #heckyout

What do you need fo do to get a red card in premier league nowadays? Amputation? Get rid of VAR, it's a waste of time

Harry Brook that was obscene! 😍 #ENGvWI

Jesus!!! That starting 11 today for the #twitterblades 😭

When you have players who either can't master or dont want to master the concepts of defending and trying to stop the opposition, you are left with the equivalent of a pub team! #twitterblades #SUFC

Thanks to Adam Wilson for talking me off the 2023-24 blades cliff on the train home! A pleasure to meet you mate and next time will be after 3 points!🙏

Fancy Frances chances of winning the entire thing if they can keep hold of this referee!

#foofighters Dave Grohl never disappoints! 3 hours of tune after tune after tune!

Someway to go to equal our goals conceded tally 🤣🤣

After the injury nightmares he has been through, what a moment that was! I'm putting money on Rhian Brewster to do the same in the next home game!

#sufc #twitterblades ⚔️

Primark on Saturday is the closest a modern man can come to what our grandfathers experienced at the Somme

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All of a sudden im looking forward to Saturday! #twitterblades #sufc

Even 10 minutes in Kieffer Moores last touch at Wembley was his assist for Sunderlands winner #twitterblades

All we need for now is for someone to tell our batsmen the ask isnt 178 in 40 overs for another 1 day triumph. It's to get to that total with asfew down as possible over as long as possible. I'll go 155 all out #AUSvsENG