Vampire Weekend you have to stop. Your production too tough. Your lyrics too different. Your piano too beautiful. They’ll kill you.

somehow ended up on both the vampire weekend and the jojo siwa side of Twitter

The pen is mightier than the sword. #QuoteOfTheDay

guy next to me on the tube was watching Netflix. i glanced over for a second (i’m nosy! guilty!). entire series of three body problem immediately ruined.

smoking a zoot at the picador garden party

and when I’m at war with myself i ride i am fucking crazy but I’m free

full circle 🙏🏻

That’s that Mii espresso

challengers (2024)

did they run out of ideas for the nyt connections today? what was that lineup?

happy love lies bleeding day to all those who celebrate

this is a message for kim kardashian: get that GREIGE cardigan off of the met carpet. now.

kim kardashian put her dress on and then panic grabbed an extra layer in case it got chilly later

so delighted to share that I’m one of the #griersondoclab trainees! can’t wait to get started 📹

the scream 14-year-old tumblr me would’ve SCRUMPT if she heard this open.spotify.com/track/0VYJseZY…

Sorry Been MIA, What IS My Problem

Sisyphus

this is just such a perfect example of referential millennial dadaism. this joke requires knowledge of a separate work, knowledge of current events, and a grasp of observational humor. truly a work of art