Angry doggo noises

He is hungry. . .

❝Today is the perfect day to corrupt the youth and start the downfall of mankind.❞

❝OH I ALSO GOT MY COSTUME READY AND IT'S PEAK SEXY TO BE HONEST❞

PUTTING ON HIS COSTUME HE'S DRESSED AS GORO MAJIMA NOW

Playing with the knife he bought (stole) for his Halloween costume.

// In case y'all don't know who Majima is. This is him and Cerb is wearing his clothing for his Halloween costume

Lemme get some

//Reminder

Pwese

THE STRONGEST SHIT YOU GOT

*He grabs it and flips the cap off STARTS FUCKING CHUGGING*

*He stops* Oh. . . *There's about one or three sips left*

You got more. . . *A red light tint appeared on his cheeks. Yep that's a clear sign he's smashed* The night's young let's get wasted.

Drunk Doggo. He's laughing. It's a crazy laugh. He just set a tree on fire.

❝SCRHEHEHEHEH!!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!❞ DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

He has been silent for hours now. He has been doing something. . . Suddenly several houses were covered in toilet paper all at once. Like a total of 20 houses. Trick or Treat bitches

//Honestly Halloween is just a word over at my house. We honestly never get any trick or treaters here and we don't dress up. Kinda depressing since when I was kid it was one of my favorite daya for good reasons lmao.

What is Cerb doing right now. He's running down the street fully nude.

The current whereabouts of Cerb is that he's somewhere in the neighborhood naked in a tree passed out.