Joseph: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... HAPPY NEW YEAR! Lisa Lisa: Joseph, it isn't even midnight yet. Stop kissing Caesar every time the microwave beeps.

“...is this what’s constantly running through that himbo’s head?”

🥲

//I can relate to this more than I'd like to admit— 😔✊🏻

//I’d say your mission was a success~💖

“I lived, bitch.” 😜

wh― w h a t t h e f u c k , J o J o ?

🌸} hc that Lisa Lisa finds and cares for Caesar's siblings out of respect and compassion, especially since she never got the chance to raise Joseph herself— 😌✌🏻

. . . . . . . . . . w h a t ? . . . . . . . . . .

“I just don’t understand why you’re comparing me to a housepet—“

🌸} There was a point in my RP endeavors that I was dedicated enough to spend two hours making matching layouts aesthetics for me and my ship partner— I miss those days. 😔🤙🏻

Thinking back to that one time I temporarily adopted Josuke, Giorno, and Narancia—

(Cee Bee Tee)

🌸} Y’all discussing CaeJose CBT, so... I couldn’t just /not/ bring this backup.—

This is the REAL reason Polnareff is single: 😔✊🏻

🌸} Pick your poison—