Bro wait until you have a Dr. Pepper it’s even better

i don’t like casual dating and hookups because i have attachment issues and i also think everyone has hiv

i turned wine into barf last night, your move jesus

m@i I be pretending it’s a canes combo ong

I went to the ER bleeding to death and there was no exam, no imaging, nothing. Just an assumption about the cause and a referral to see someone else later. I had to self-manage an active hemorrhage in decompensated shock with no measurable blood pressure. So, yes.

Again, the greatest form of love is consideration.

i support abortion because i shouldve been aborted

the fact that he even muttered that out loud should be terrifying to everyone around him. as someone who's been in the same position, admitting it out loud equates to asking for help. admitting it means that the ideation is becoming an actual plan.

Mel was funny as fuck for this

the worst part is that it never really goes away either. it just fucking lurks in the back of your mind and then it’s automatically your first thought when anything goes wrong, no matter how insignificant that may seem

Yes! Including your mother, who accused your father of raping her in 1989 after pushing her to the floor, holding her arms down, and ripping fistfuls of hair from her scalp.

pitt finale tonight i’m prepared for every scenario

I do not care if people think I'm crazy as long as they also think I'm hot

A message for all you people leaving MAGA - Fuck You. It wasn’t the “Grab ‘em by the pussy”, It wasn’t the mocking of a disabled person, It wasn’t the thousands of lies, It wasn’t the $130,000. 00 Porn Star Payout. It wasn’t the rest of the infidelity, It wasn’t the 34

Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

if we’re close enough as friends i just start saying love you mwah at the end of every phone call till they catch on. life is too short not to have infinite love for the people around you

kira 👾 Someone said their dad’s sperm must be full of nuclear waste😭