my mom sent me this picture…and it’s sending me

me: *explaining a murder that hasn’t been solved in a century* aubrey: a century is 20 years, right?

my new coworker just asked me if i had baby mama drama and when i said “no” their response was “that’s hard to believe.” can someone please explain to me what that means and how i’m supposed to feel.

i love this new trend where you put cream ON your coffee instead of IN it!! 2022 is looking good!!

normalize giving yourself a high five in the mirror simply because you deserve it

stop

i look studious…key word look.

my mom and my dog.

Capybara

just a boy and his marill ft. skipper

pee pee poo poo fart fart butt butts

Colours of the sky.

4ever

i need to get hotter (get more tattoos)

Can’t sleep very well.

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