Accurate

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

This is called the domino effect

Should have elected a candidate with a proven track record of standing up to George #StandUpToGeorge

lol who made this

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :) Day 95: I sure do miss my friends .... Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145 mm28 in Stoner Creek area of Montezuma County. Expect delays. #largeboulder

An early offer, but worth the wait. We'll be ready for her! Patrick Mahomes II @brittanylynne8

i found a loophole

OMG this is the greatest interview ever!!!!! Quick, someone auto tune….

Put wells in the shed :(

#NASAWebb is fully deployed! 🎉 With the successful deployment & latching of our last mirror wing, that's: 50 major deployments, complete. 178 pins, released. 20+ years of work, realized. Next to #UnfoldTheUniverse: traveling out to our orbital destination of Lagrange point 2!

UPSET IN LUBBOCK 🚨 Playing without their top two scorers, Texas Tech Basketball takes down No. 6 Kansas in a Big 12 showdown‼️

Mama called. 🔴#WreckEm⚫️

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

I’m completely confused by any Americans who want to re-elect Donald Trump or Joe Biden. I just don’t get it. This is a country of Hundred’s of Millions of decent smarter, younger less damaged people with proven success records and a desire to unite people. It makes zero sense.

Patrick Mahomes II #WreckEm

I'll be honest: I did not have multiple air-to-air F-22 kills in US territorial airspace on my 2023 bingo card.

The formula: A complex story suddenly becomes the irresistible focus of public attention. Most people have no background knowledge about the relevant influences, technical aspects or the hidden stakeholders. The story has an intuitive, human element—a moral dimension, that forces