babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched the dashboard you claimed was mission critical

Matt Walsh advocates for the impregnation of girls as young as 16 because it's "technically when they're at their most fertile" in a newly unearthed rant about how teenage pregnancy isn't "the problem it's unwed pregnancy that's the problem in society"

As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana. Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.

Everybody wants to live in a laid back Mediterranean culture, nobody wants their repairman to show up 3 days late without any tools, look at the problem, say it’s not a problem, and leave

remember that wild news story around ten years ago about the guy who did a bunch of bath salts, attacked a random guy, and ate his face off? did you know he wasn’t actually on bath salts? yeah the cops made that up to justify more drug arrests. he ate that guy’s face 100% sober

All Debunking Elon Musk videos in this series now have their own playlist on The Common Sense Skeptic channel. Must view episodes given recent news. youtube.com/playlist?list=…

Thread time. Here's the thing about @tesla. It's not a car company. Tesla is a company that has to make cars in order to sell its real product: Emissions Credits. Let me explain. Back in 2012, the EPA put out new, strident emissions standards for new vehicles fleetwide. 1/

Fucking hate my life. Twitter is good for one thing still. Can't post this kind of stuff on mastodon.

When someone tells me they're looking for a Strategy role, all I hear is "I want an unaccountable high-paying job where I can do high-level thinking without ever getting my hands dirty with day-to-day affairs.. and I probably went to business school"

Feeling impatient with the world to catch up.

I love free speech and free thought and also think that the millions of people who disagree with me have a mind virus that must be eradicated.

The guy that said 80% of engineers at Twitter were useless turns out to be useless. Didn't even get the popup removed. x.com/realGeorgeHotz…

I have a new belief. All the flakey friends are actually over worked feds who have been assigned to make sure my power is contained, and when they happen to drop in at just the right time it's because they overcame their massive caseload of true psychos to make sure I'm okay.

a lot of people are mad at this but you have to understand that tech biz guys don’t know about real books such as Moby Dick or Don Quixote. they think all books are called Thought For Food: Hack Your Brain’s Diet or The Squint Principle: See Less, Perceive More

Is this shit broke?

What I really most having is a family. Honestly think most of the pressure I feel in romantic stuff is just a lack of family. But I don't really feel like I can return to family. My extended family growing up was not kind. My nuclear family was mostly absent.

Men won't tell you this, but they're never actually horny and they don't enjoy sex. It's 100% socially reinforced validation and status seeking and everyone is too nervous to tell women the truth.

doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown pagliacci: what about pagliacci? doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown pagliacci: doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown