Difficulty coping isn't necessarily a weakness and you're just as worthy as anyone else. #BellLetsTalk

Ok, I am Steve Cortez, dead husband etc.

@WingmanGarrus STEEEEVE

@WingmanGarrus All of the shirtless pictures.

@drunkmasseffect I prefer to shuttle it

@drunkmasseffect premature swagulation occurred :(

@drunkmasseffect Yeah but I never thought it would happen to me, y'know? I never thought it would happen to me...

OH YAY TOMORROW I GET TO CRY ABOUT M'DEAD HUSBAND

@gingermoosey @drunkmasseffect Chakwas was drunk again.

#TweetYourLockScreen

@WingmanGarrus YAY IT'S Y- oh you're not Robert.

I just got legitimately scared that Kevin Bacon had died.

NONE OF THIS IS REAL you scream as the Reaper powers up its laser it's just like your dream turn to page 148

IT IS ALL FRIGHTENINGLY REAL booms the Reaper as you cower, the Reaper does the Macarena but you're still not impressed turn to page 12

RAIDEN WILL NEVER BE COOL you cry, the Reaper is aghast turn to page 42

You lose 200lbs turn to page 70

I am so looking forward to going to bed tomorrow.

Why does Two Face keep wearing his half-burned suit, what's up with that?

@AndrastesTits YOU SEE A DUDE CRYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM AND YOU DECIDE TO TWEAK YOUR OUTFIT?

@AndrastesTits Yeah I guess. You'd better look fabulous.