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Lauren

@lshurlz

American expat. & sometimes I design stuff.

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That knowing grimace-y smile with the raised eyebrows between one fellow dog walker to another when picking up their dog’s poo

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Is it just me or is there really only one speed to go up the stairs in your house? And that speed is bounding. Like I simply cannot just ~walk~ up one at a time. Doesn’t matter if I’m in a hurry or not

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On Wednesday it’s going to be 10°C at night. That’s going to be a beautiful sleep. With the duvet fully on. Can’t wait for that.

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I shocked myself by unthinkingly and unironically saying “lovely weather innit” to my neighbor. If that doesn’t scream British assimilation 😅

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Can’t quite fully express my joy in having even a sliver of daylight left at 5pm. Scottish winter been darkkkk 🌙

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I know I’m getting older but a true sign that I’m knocking on 30s door? A wrist injury from CRACKING OPEN A PISTACHIO

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New boomer level unlocked: our local Aldi just opened up a self checkout and it was the highlight of dinner conversation

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Introverts are attracted to authenticity. They don't care about how you look or the zeroes in your bank, they care about who you are as a person. Your wit. Your wisdom. Your idiosyncrasies. The rare inside you.

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every time I try to spell “queue” I’m really just smashing u + e alternatively several times and hoping for the best