just finished watching painkiller on Netflix last night then saw this in the British museum today 👀

That knowing grimace-y smile with the raised eyebrows between one fellow dog walker to another when picking up their dog’s poo

Some of us surviving Some of us just roaming open.spotify.com/track/4kTmTlwM…

Is it just me or is there really only one speed to go up the stairs in your house? And that speed is bounding. Like I simply cannot just ~walk~ up one at a time. Doesn’t matter if I’m in a hurry or not

This hero put in a long shift last night

On Wednesday it’s going to be 10°C at night. That’s going to be a beautiful sleep. With the duvet fully on. Can’t wait for that.

how do I form meaningful friendships as an adult without enrolling in grad school or joining a cult

Accidentally made eye contact with a bloke picking his nose at the gym. Send help

Imagine dragons is this generation’s nickelback. Change my mind

I shocked myself by unthinkingly and unironically saying “lovely weather innit” to my neighbor. If that doesn’t scream British assimilation 😅

Can’t quite fully express my joy in having even a sliver of daylight left at 5pm. Scottish winter been darkkkk 🌙

do any of you other nerds get as excited as I do to see the new Adobe software loading screen designs each year

I know I’m getting older but a true sign that I’m knocking on 30s door? A wrist injury from CRACKING OPEN A PISTACHIO

New boomer level unlocked: our local Aldi just opened up a self checkout and it was the highlight of dinner conversation

Introverts are attracted to authenticity. They don't care about how you look or the zeroes in your bank, they care about who you are as a person. Your wit. Your wisdom. Your idiosyncrasies. The rare inside you.

going into the grocery store hungry. pray for me

yeah so what’s the line of work for those of us who do *not* thrive in a fast-paced environment

every time I try to spell “queue” I’m really just smashing u + e alternatively several times and hoping for the best