My 4-year-old: ".... But that's not how you blow out the candles!"

There is nothing Snoop won't do and I am here for all of it.

One of the great joys of parenting is feeding the kid a healthy, balanced dinner, 1950s style, then going out to pick up wings after bedtime.

Two and a half years of insanity, babies locked in cages, Alabama giving out 99 year sentences for abortions, stolen SCOTUS seats, trade wars, and a much deeper swamp than ever before... PLEASE: NO THIRD PARTY VOTES IN 2020. That shit is stupid. Elections have consequences.

Women, what is the dumbest thing a man ever said to you about sex, reproductive health, menstruation, etc? Reply with a comment below, no quote RTs. Let's laugh at these dummies together!

Something you may have missed: the Trump administration is arguing in court that they aren't required to provide detained children at the border with soap or toothbrushes. They even argued it's OK for children to sleep on cold concrete floors. This is downright immoral.

Literal 🤣🤣🤣

Hinrichsen 2020: Oh sad.

NO NO NO NO!

According to my kid, dementors are "so funny! They think Harry Potter is a drink!"

Trying to get to Hadestown

100% THAT WITCH. 💚🖤💚 Idina Menzel Wicked the Musical #HappyHalloween #halloween2019 #HalloQueen

Same.

Who else wants to join me in #BraFreeQuarantine ?

Mandy Patinkin is a precious treasure.

You think you know someone after 9 years of marriage, but then they run off and put Cool Whip in the fruit salad.

🎶527,040 minutes. That's how you measure, measure a leap year🎵

I mean it’s one banana michael, what could it cost? $750?

Pfeiffer Berenger 👴