Cousin Ricky? Yeah he’s am EMT But he sold us out first dime bag. So? You can do both, gig economy bro.

I just got a full set acrylics done while holding a baby the entire time. The ladies loved him.

I like using the Waze app because sometimes it tells me I’m only 4 hours away when really I’m 12 hours and it makes me feel like the drive is almost over.

Having to practice saying “no thank you” is a growth period for me….

My toxic trait is that I get to work early and then sit back in the car until I’m late because I need some “me time”

okeechobee i want to leave you with this message from the show. peace to you all. love you so so much 💜

i keep seeing this post make rounds on the internet and i assumed it was recent so i looked it up on facebook to find out it’s over 7 years old

People who walk through the airport with absolutely no sense of purpose in their walk make me so irrationally angry.

My problem is that I have “do I wanna Be You or do I wanna be WITH you” syndrome

Me: “I gotta get down to business and stop spending money on concerts so I can save” Also me: looks up six different concerts and compares my schedule to the dates I want to see the artists…

A friend asked me tonight “have you lost weight? You look so good?!?” And all i I could think about was the time in the chilis bathroom when my old coworker said, “girl you’ve gained some weight, you look so happy, it’s so nice” and like wtfffff😭😭😭

Man builds a butt scratch spot for the bears in the woods

You have the ability to make even the smallest person feel tall.

My friend just went to a bachelor party at a giant Airbnb with 20+ men and not ONE of them brought body wash… so instead of going to the store real fast, they all used hand soap from the kitchen for the whole weekend… MEN😂

LIAM DIED AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THE FIRST ONE DIRECTION REUNION BEING A FCKING FUNERAL