Havin a cat is great. If you make the right sound a cool little guy comes out from an unexpected location.

"My name's JD Vance, and I rock Appalachia I'm half Jed Clampett and a third Margaret Thatcha"

We really need to ban e-bikes… they are so dangerous.

Not one single guillotine so far. Disgraceful.

Was this ad specifically for the Ohio Supreme Court?

Cities are not loud. Cars are loud.

Meet LC. Rumor has it she snuck on a tanker and fought fire for a day. 🔥 📸: @pilotofuego #petsof10tanker #siberiancat #workinghard #liquidconcentrate #phoschek #pocatello #idahofires #wildfireseason #planelovers #catlovers #tankerlife

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Being on Mountain Time and not having a real job gives me the luxury of staying up for this Oasis announcement. It’ll probably end up being a box set or something.

ENCORE: Sabotage

Looks like we may have had our first snow up at Berthoud Pass, as the automated weather station is reporting a temperature of 32°F with heavy snow! #cowx

“In Springfield Ohio migrants are eating dogs” The dogs:

Haitia

It is important that you see the driver that is running their vehicle over you. That way, you know who to haunt.

Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

i beg to differ, this is one of like 5 good linkedin posts ever

Why don't more people bike? Because we don't have safe bike lanes. Why don't we have safe bike lanes? Because we prioritize parking. This announcement is so disheartening and a horrible precedent for Denver Dept of Transportation & Infrastructure

This is me

Well, he framed me for armed robbery. But, man I’m aching for that upper class tax cut.

Not going to delete my account because I can’t have a bot tarnishing the valuable lrgmnky brand, but I’m over at the Blue website with the same name if you want to follow me over there. Bye!