[Is also proclaiming himself a protector of Thomasina Hart because he does what he wants]

Bucky's using his brain. That's a first. *snickers*

Nah, I was thinking of cramming something else in my mouth. A burger sounds nice. You game, pal?

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Maybe I'm just saving that for dessert. [Waggles brow] Well come one, then. My treat. It's the least I can do for you giving me a place to stay.

No, blue bird, I do not want to follow that cunt.

That seems to be happening a lot, Buck. Might want to get that checked out. [Chuckling quietly, hooking his arms under Bucky's legs] You wanna do that diner on 5th, or Five Guys?

Alright, let's get Five Guys in our mouths. [Yeah, he /had/ to make that joke. Deal with it. Happily totes Bucky down the street without a single fuck given]

[Laughs at the smack to his chest, feeling more lighthearted than he has in a while. He has his best friend, hasn't had a nightmare for a couple days, and everyone's leaving him the fuck alone. It's a good day.] Hey, I haven't gone senile yet. I remember what my best pal likes.

Don't forget you're a year older than me, jerk. [Jokes back, a grinning as he releases one of Bucky's legs to wave at the elderly couple passing them by, shrugging a little in response to Bucky's words] Eh, I try not to think about that. It's kind of a mind fuck, y'know?

[Puppy eyes Thomasina Hart]

[Flops on @WintersSergeant]

[Leaves the birthday girl Thomasina Hart a cake that he totally made himself and didn’t buy at the store]

[Belly flops on @WintersSergeant]

Easy with the squishing, Buck. [Grumbles after making a noise of discomfort] I just finished eating what had to have been ten pounds of spaghetti and I might decorate your couch with it.

Aw, man don't even remind me. [Tries to roll out of Bucky's arms but just squishes his stomach more] Fuckin' slutty breadsticks. Being all tempting and stuff. [Shakes his head emphatically] Nope, I refuse to accept responsibility for this couch.

I mean, I didn't HAVE to join you in eating a whole ass cheesecake... [Suddenly reaches past Bucky and grips the bottom the couch, pinning him to the overstuffed cushions below them. Proceeds to rip ass loud enough to be heard next door] Ah, much better.

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[Leaves this in @WintersSergeant's bed for him to snack on later. Because bed pizza is totally a thing, shut up.]