as a seattle seahawks fan since february 2026 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

me trying not to spend $150 on a new hobby I started 30 minutes ago

me helping the 3 smurfs on my team

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

how it feels gaslighting yourself into thinking the spoiler you saw wasnt real

Hell has frozen over

customers will say shit like “uhh it’s asking me to remove my card?”

the seperation of church and state would be so fucking cool right now

hate when my boss gives me work to do like please go get some hoes or something

when I say something without thinking and I realise how rude it sounded

Every day I tell myself I’m gonna either read, crochet, or draw and then I go on that damn pc

i am actually a really nice and open minded girl my last boyfriend was 5’6

I have to look my boss in the eyes tomorrow and threaten to hurt myself

Sorry guys if I ever said anything

If you live in the midwest they make you have 3 kids with someone you went to high school with and you’re only allowed to vacation in Florida

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes