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Cam Van™

@lowclassyuppie

Stand-up comedian/writer/occasional race car driver

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"Civilization" is when I have to rely on someone else to get to work and risk being stabbed by a homeless guy who reeks of urine.

kyle (@caol_maccormaic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

people got mad at hipsters because they felt passively condemned by others having taste and standards, but they won, everything is tasteless slop now. we look to the east and await the return of the hipster, at the turning of the tide

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remarkable the way a leftist can so rapidly pivot from "the only thing more powerful than hate is love" to "a guy online told me an actor supported trump, so I'm glad he left six kids fatherless after dying of colon cancer at age 48"

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This is like if someone had a video of me getting shot down by the goth girl in my 9th grade science class and reposted it today

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Our refrigerator just died... again. This is our second refrigerator in ten years. It was a Whirlpool, a "plain Jane" model with no bells, no whistles, and no fancy screens. We bought it for its simplicity, thinking it would be the one thing in our house that just worked. It

Our refrigerator just died... again. This is our second refrigerator in ten years. It was a Whirlpool, a "plain Jane" model with no bells, no whistles, and no fancy screens. We bought it for its simplicity, thinking it would be the one thing in our house that just worked.

 It
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I could be wrong, but I don't think Jim Smith, Walker Evans and the sort intended for the NASCAR Supertruck series to be a "feeder" category when they pitched it back in the mid 90s. By that I mean a development series. For a period of time, it really wasn't. It was more of a

I could be wrong, but I don't think Jim Smith, Walker Evans and the sort intended for the NASCAR Supertruck series to be a "feeder" category when they pitched it back in the mid 90s. By that I mean a development series. For a period of time, it really wasn't. It was more of a
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Me looking at my fellow Millennials who discovered Kate Bush from a Netflix show after I spent three months in 2009 being obsessed with her

Me looking at my fellow Millennials who discovered Kate Bush from a Netflix show after I spent three months in 2009 being obsessed with her