I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal

Shangela i missed Ms Keating the first time around 😂

Uber Uber Support last night I booked a cab home, the driver started the journey with the wrong person inside the car. I cancelled the car, I re ordered and it was the same driver who picked me up I asked him why he started the journey he said the wrong person got in (1/4)

If the UK’s #health is a top priority, then why would #gyms close during #lockdown2uk? If gyms had the right procedures in place, wouldn’t it make sense to keep them open over takeaways? The physical & mental health of the UK depends on it, not burgers and pizzas. #keepgymsopen

Good morning ✨

And that child was me

I'd like to teach y'all a Southern phrase that will help you get off a phone/Zoom/Facetime call or you don't want to be on anymore but don't have an excuse to leave. Let me introduce you to the power of "Well, let me let you go"

Deep down I know that doing my nails & changing my hairstyle won’t fix my problems but why does it feel like it will??????

I have been thrown out of Parliament for saying what we all know: Boris Johnson has lied to the House of Commons and the country over and over again. But I’ve got news for the Tories, I will never stop speaking truth to power!

Nobody: … Absolutely Nobody: … Me: YOU WANT TO BAMBA??!!

Are you #TeamMo? 💛 #DragRaceUK

get your fucking ass up and werk

I’m Jan.

What we do in the shadows

Friday eve guys...💃🏽

"I am sorry but if you are a white man you don't get to define what racism is" : Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie #newsnight

UGH I AM HAVING SUCH A CLASSIC HUMAN DAY I GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC I RAN SO MANY ERRANDS THROUGH MY LACK OF ACTION I PASSIVELY ALLOWED FOR THE CONTINUATION OF THE PRISON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX AND BUDDY YOU KNOW I DRANK TOO MUCH COFFEE