Is done up in absolutely nothing but Christmas lights and her nude body. Waiting under the mistletoe for 📈𝚈𝚘𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎📉

No Christmas fucking. A G A I N. Grumpy Weiss noises.

Busy working out downstairs. Has forgotten all about the water she started boiling for tea with 📈𝚈𝚘𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎📉

Crawls into bed with 📈𝚈𝚘𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎📉 after a long night out. It was early morning now but, Weiss was exhausted.

Casually squeezes 📈𝚈𝚘𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎📉’s rear.

Weiss bringing another woman without context to a dinner with 📈𝚈𝚘𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎📉 Stupidity never looked so good.

Blinks.

So. Much. Chaos.

Wants 📈𝚈𝚘𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎📉’ bottom in her hands.

Walks in the door and drops her bags before calling for 📈𝚈𝚘𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎📉 “I’m home.”

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Staring down your partner (📈𝚈𝚘𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎📉) from across the hall. Having to keep full composure while some rep. Talks your ear off. It’s a look that a predator gives its prey before devouring them.

Smacks 📈𝚈𝚘𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎📉’ ass. Runs