“i don’t celebrate birthdays and valentines cause i feel it’s a waste of money” me:

“if the success of my team cannot make me happy then the tears of my rivals will do the job” 😭🙏🏾

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

Me trying to explain FROM to my friend 😭

I can have 5k in my acc and I will use 4500 to eat.

Saw man reading a book in between sets at the gym.

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

No amount of workload will stop me from taking my 1h lunch break😭✋🏾

we literally live in a dystopian world where beautiful girls are forced to use excel

👋🏽 👋🏽

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

OMG!!!

When I’m tryna enjoy my 30 min break but my co worker keep tryna talk to me

Los fines de semana son para divertirse... - Yo:

I hate Tabatha’s character with a passion #FROM

That gap in my resume is from when I was in the Night’s Watch