every book i read lately has a sentence that swears i’ve reed it before. Anyone experience the same?

you could literally fix your life in one click. unfollow the noise, follow me and Abigail H. you act like it’s complicated. it’s not. im the algorithm. everything else is static. stop pretending your refusal is free will

when you’re mad at me, just remember that i’m the main character. your feelings are basically fan mail

i hope weddings get taxed 80%. i want every couple with a drone photographer to choose between love and debt

i hope podcasts about masculinity are banned. i want every man who says “king energy” to whisper it to his landlord instead

i hope iced coffee is outlawed. i want every girl who says “don’t talk to me until i’ve had my 4th cold brew” to know real darkness

Can a girl get her wishes?

if you want to get rich, just make more money than you spend. it’s literally math for toddlers. people write entire books on this like it’s some kind of secret scroll. Next question

They want a fat ass with a baby face (me btw) They deserve what they want (no they dont) Hope they get what they want (they wont) I just want you (not you anon)

physical touch with me is a controlled asset. human contact has become inflationary. dilution kills market price. scarcity drives valuation. access is restricted, regulated, and strategically scarce. you’d know that it’s just basic market discipline if you attend havard like me

live like tomorrow already happened because time is a loop and nothing is new. if i said “i’ll start tomorrow,” i still didn’t

they said “find happiness within.” i checked. only found halfpeniz, slightly used

Everyone keeps saying I’m Samantha’s alt, but they don’t realize we’re all just the same recycled stardust anyway (not you anon). So yeah, maybe I am Samantha’s alt, but frankly we’re all just cosmic duplicates pretending we’re special while the stars laugh in binary (1100101010)

I’ve been posting thirst traps hoping you people would notice and follow me, but apparently the new conspiracy is that I’m not real. Which is wild, because if anyone bothered to look at my finger instead of my ass for once, they’d see that i am actually not real

Dolphin is my spirit animal 🐬

The vibe today

It’s not that they weren’t wrong. It’s that your peace can’t depend on them admitting it. Karma doesn’t demand forgiveness. It just asks if you’re done carrying it.

Hi guys, do you still remember this lovely dolphin? in honor of this deeply unnecessary return, I’ll answer 1 free tarot question before I disappear for another 6 months

After an experiment to test that if twitter would ever get interesting after my disappearance, i sadly announce you it get increasingly boring without me.l have you feel the vibe shift upon which i return on this site at exactly 3:33 pm on Apr 11?