I just remembered the time I was dating a British man and I was annoyed at him about something so I deliberately made my tea in the microwave while staring him right in the eyes

imagine getting fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job and having to constantly clarify that

Depression isn’t always “I’m going to kill myself” Sometimes it’s “I’ve been in bed all day & I haven’t showered” “I skippep work to sleep” “What’s the point of finishing” “Im not hungry” or “I can’t stop eating” Check on your “goofy” friends They’re the ones that hide it well

FIGGITY FUCK YES THERE IS how do we get one

It’s cold. And snowy. I like it. #NewProfilePic

*Freyr ~GENUINELY BELIEVES~ about half the stuff he sees on TV. It’s not hurt him so far and makes life more fun.*

Jesus masturbates with the holes in his hands

ohmygosh! Freyr Njördson check you out!!! You look.. I mean a little weird, but so adorable! This artist did a whole bunch of you, including your wife! deviantart.com/theendofgrey/g…

*smug grins*

I LIIIIIIIIVE!

Who’s missed me? And who forgot I was ever here?

Freyr Njördson So many. I was thinking of something like this...

Practice self-care like Dracula: sleep all day, eat all night & outlive everyone who has ever loved you.

*grinning and stretching himself out* who wants to build a snowman!

We haven’t seen Gerðr’s father since she decided not to divirce me 3 months in. But if she’s arguing with my dad... my ass goes to the car.

But it takes a really long time to make a whole frost-giant!

But it only takes an hour to make a snowman, and you don’t have to clean its butt

I mean yeah, if you wanna be responsible for a whole person

Your cats smell

I'm the only one Freyr ever took with him when he brought back the sun! Technically that means I helped btw. So you're welcome for not having eternal winter since last year.