funny how I've never actually met anyone that lives in crossmyloof

There were more LOOKS served at the Everybody’s Talking About Jamie premier than the Met Gala. There I said it.

A vaccine passport is not proof of being covid-free It is proof of submission

the chain is my feeling sad but walking with a purpose song

this was possibly the biggest thing that happened in my entire childhood

Your bird asks the DJ for ‘one with words in’

your bird outed your flatmate for pretending to be a substitute teacher and entering the class into battle of the bands

And just like that it’s no longer funny

Ur fella has a crushed velvet headboard

How did I see Beyonce for LESS than ed Sheeran at hamden ×× disclaimer I am defo not going to see ed sheeran

The vaccine passport is an absolute shambles. No clear guidelines, everyone unknown which venues/places require them and you no longer need negative tests for nightclubs, even though the media exposed them as “super spreaders”. Another hurdle added in to our day to day freedom🤯

What straight songs can’t you stand the most? Mines ‘Sweet Caroline’ & ‘Mr Brightside’ 🤢

waiting five hours in between dance calls. Nature is healing ✨✨✨

do I pretend to cry on the nightbus from London to Glasgow to get to seats to myself so I'm the last choice anyone wants to sit next to. Yes yes I do

looking for a London grammar ticket for glasgow

This is honestly like a bad dream, you literally can’t enjoy one minute of success without it being ripped apart. Fuck you Nicola Sturgeon , you don’t care about people’s mental health, your killing a full generation & absolutely destroying the hospitality sector yet again! 🤯

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