Happy Shillmore Homeland Security WAHHHH WAHHH HE HURT MY FEELINGS PLEASE HELP ME BIG GOVERNMENT

It’s better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit. Let that shit sink in.

“I’m not right or left” is extremely right wing coded

a nail file is just a cheese grater for your fingers

Trained my bitch wife to fight the gemstone crab for me on my Ironman during her work from home job and it saved my failing marriage

his kids fucking cooked lmao parents selling him to the pedophile propaganda grinder sounds about fitting knowing how much they love to use kids

Chud walk. I don’t even understand how the fuck my chud talk

Matt Walsh Since you are finally seeing the light, read this carefully, very carefully.

10/10. No notes.

jerk me or kirk me fn

gonna frame my bottle of lexapro next to my degree as the only things i’ve accomplished to gain in my life

“But I’m on my period” Me:

Niggas that beat women always got women to beat. That shit might work just saying.

Donald Trump is a fucking faggot.

Dripwarts the School of Drip.

this diva truly changed history😭

lmao bro kinda cooked add good lyrics it would blow up 😂

Voting #Trump is a vote for rape/ trafficking to represent u. It is a vote for a foreign gov't to command u. It is a vote against yourself.